Peter’s got a problem, and it’s not just the quarterly reports. The packaging company is bleeding cash, and the only lifeline is a deal with three guys who look like they bench press forklifts for fun. The game drops you straight into a negotiation where the PowerPoint slides are just a formality. The real meeting is happening under the table, or on top of it, depending on how you play your cards.
The whole thing runs on a weirdly specific tension meter that I still don’t fully understand. You pick dialogue options that are basically different flavors of “please let me suck your cock,” and the three business partners react like a single horny hive mind. There’s this one moment where you’re trying to close the deal while one of them has his dick between your pecs, and the game just freezes on a loop of the same grunt sound effect for a solid ten seconds. I thought my browser died. It didn’t. It was just... committed to the bit. The titsfuck scene is the centerpiece, obviously, and the sheer size difference makes it look like a physics experiment gone wrong. The muscle definition on these guys is absurd, like someone inflated a bunch of veiny balloons and drew faces on them.
The “gay dreams” tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting because the plot is basically a fever dream you’d have after eating bad sushi and watching a corporate merger documentary. Peter’s motivation is paper thin, but who cares. You’re not here for character arcs. The art style is deliberately rough, with lines that wobble and colors that sometimes bleed outside the edges, which honestly adds to the whole unhinged vibe. It’s like finding a sticky, well worn magazine in a gym locker room. The business jargon they sprinkle in between the moans is a nice touch, though. Hearing a guy with a cock the size of my forearm say “synergy” while you’re going down on him is a specific kind of comedy you don’t get in other games. I just wish the sound mixing wasn’t so all over the place. One second it’s whisper quiet, the next a moan blows out my speakers. My neighbor probably thinks I’m watching very different kinds of corporate training videos.