The opening lecture scene, right? Professor with a strap on bigger than my forearm, and my character bent over her desk while she explains… something. I wasn’t paying attention to the words. The way the game just drops you into that power dynamic, no tutorial, no “press E to submit” bullshit. Just her voice and that slow, wet slide. My wife was vacuuming in the other room and I had exactly the length of that noise cycle to figure out if I could mute the moaning sounds before the little one woke up from her nap. You don’t get a menu for that. You just panic and click the screen.

The art is rough. Like someone drew it in a notebook during a boring meeting and then scanned it in, but that’s the whole point of the “deliberately unpolished” thing, I guess. The futa on male scene in the dorm showers later on, the dialogue is so blunt it made me snort coffee. “You’re going to take it all, freshman.” Okay, sure. The game’s a Ren’py visual novel, so you’re mostly just clicking and reading, but the choices actually feel like they matter for who ends up doing what to who. I completely missed a whole path with the goth girl in the library because I picked the wrong dialogue option about a textbook. A textbook! And that locked me out of a futa on female scene I saw a thumbnail of later. That stung.

I still can’t find the save button. Or a load button. I just keep the browser tab open on my phone and pray the kids don’t close it when they grab it to watch those unboxing videos. The sound design is just a few wet slaps on a loop, but it does the job. The plot about making your way through “Degenerate University” is just an excuse for a chain of increasingly improbable sexual encounters, and the futa on futa scene in the dean’s office is physically impossible. I checked. My back would snap.