just lost 3 hours to this fucking game. didnt mean to. opened it up on my phone thinking id do a quick look for the lulz and then suddenly its 2am and im trying to figure out why sasha wont let me go past second base. the jank is real though. menu looks like it was made in ms paint by someone who just discovered gradients

the whole thing is basically one long date with this girl sasha and you have to not fuck it up. shes got those ridiculous proportions that only exist in 3dcg porn games, tits that defy physics, waist you could wrap your hands around. the animation is choppy as hell but somehow that makes it better? like watching a bootleg vhs of something you shouldnt have. the sex scenes are where the dev clearly spent all their effort. titfuck that made me forget the dialogue trees are held together with tape. the anal scene unlocks if you make all the right choices and its worth the reloads. trust me

the handjob bit is eary as fuck though. her eyes are just. dead. staring at you while the animation loops. but then she makes this joke about something from earlier in the date and i actually laughed out loud. how does a game with no budget have better comedic timing than half the shit on steam. the romance path is weirdly sweet too, like the dev actually wanted to make a dating sim but then remembered what site this is for and went oh right gotta add the fucking. whatever. the vaginal scene is whatever but the foreplay buildup hits different when you accidentally picked the sincere dialogue options instead of being a horny dumbass. just me? probably just me