Okay so you know those parody games that mash up every anime you’ve ever jerked off to? This is one of those. Right off the bat you’re picking between Naruto and Dragon Ball dudes, but it barely matters cause the plot is just an excuse to get you on an island full of women with ridiculous proportions. The turn based combat is there, I guess. You punch, they moan, clothes tear, standard stuff. But the sprite work during the scenes is actually pretty good for what it is, especially when you land a move that triggers one of those ahegao faces on Tsunade or Rangiku. The animation loops are simple but they hit that specific itch, you know? The groping mechanic during fights feels like something out of an old Flash game, and I mean that in the best way.

The writing though. It’s all male domination and corruption, every single encounter. You corner Cammy, you “convince” Aqua, you stumble on Bulma being Bulma. There’s this one scene with Yor Forger that starts as a stealth mission but immediately turns into a gangbang if you fail, and the failure is the whole point. The censorship is weirdly inconsistent. Some creampie shots are pixelated to hell and back, others are just... there. Full view. Makes no sense. Also, the multiple protagonist thing is a lie. You swap characters but it’s the same three poses and the same dialogue trees. Erza Scarlet shows up, does her thing, leaves. You don’t even get a real boss fight with her, just a quick scene and poof.

What bugs me is the UI. Trying to select a specific skill in the BlazBlue inspired menu during the Momo Yaoyorozu fight, I kept accidentally hitting the back button. Lost a whole turn. Twice. The sound design is just a few wet slaps on loop, which is fine, but when you’re grinding for the Nami and Robin group scene it starts to grate. Still, for a quick session, seeing Videl and Android 18 in a titfuck contest is exactly the kind of brain off content you expect. Just don’t go in looking for deep RPG mechanics. The fantasy is the point, not the game balance. I wish the Diane scene was longer, but what we got was just a quick grope and done. Shame. The exhibitionism tag is strong with the Aquarius section, that was a nice surprise. Anyway, the gallery mode is bugged, half my unlocked scenes for Rukia and Orihime don’t show up. Typical.