Fuck me, another one of these. You know the type. The redhead with the physics defying chest, the same three positions we've all clicked through a hundred times since Newgrounds was relevant. This one, it's got that specific jank, like the artist learned anatomy from a particularly ambitious balloon animal. And I'm not complaining. Not really.

The touching mechanic is basically just a cursor that makes her sprite jiggle. You poke the tit, it wobbles. Groundbreaking stuff. But then, the girl on top animation kicks in and suddenly the whole thing has this weird, hypnotic rhythm. The balls, which are rendered with a frankly unnecessary level of detail, slap against her with a wet sound effect that sounds like someone stepping in mud. It's so aggressively mediocre that it loops back around to being compelling. I spent a good minute just watching the cumshot, which is less a shot and more a lazy, high-pressure leak, pool on her stomach. The pussy is just a suggestion, a smooth barbie mound, but the way the redhead's big tits bounce during the ride, it's like watching a lava lamp. Mesmerizing and stupid.

There's a button to cycle through stages but no undo. I clicked past the initial touching bit by accident and had to refresh the whole browser tab. Lost my progress, which was just a single glob of pixel spunk, but still. It's the principle. The whole thing feels like it was coded in a fugue state, a direct line from someone's id to a.swf file. The color palette is all warm peaches and aggressive pinks, like a sunset inside a flesh wound. It doesn't try to be art, which is its only saving grace. It's a machine for a very specific purpose, and it works until it doesn't, and then you refresh.