There is a balance meter top of screen and it moves all the time and I feel like the whole game is just fighting this meter. The woman is so drunk she already took off her shirt at the bar, fine, whatever, the tag says huge boobs and it is true, they are enormous, like two heavy globes and she cannot stand up straight. I spent maybe ten minutes just trying to keep her on her feet, nudging left then right, left then right, and the meter sways back and forth like a metronome.

The whole thing is a mini game. The bar background is just a faded blur, there is a counter and some bottles and I do not remember the music, probably a loop. You hold her shoulders. She is laughing or maybe drooling, the face is not very detailed, but her tits bounce when you correct too hard. There is no sex scene. You just keep her standing. I wish there was a moment where she falls over and something happens, but she never really falls, she just stumbles and you push her back.

I found this in an archive folder, no idea where it came from, maybe an old flash dump. It runs in browser, no install, just click and the meter starts. The physics are shit honestly, but the weight of those tits is the whole joke. She leans forward like a sack of potatoes. I do not know why I kept playing. Maybe because the meter never stays still and I wanted to see if there was a hidden frame or a failure state. There is not. You can leave the tab open and she keeps wobbling forever. I think I left it running while checking email and when I came back she was still there, swaying, tits hanging, the bar lights reflecting off her skin. Strange little abandoned thing. I would change the meter speed but I know nobody will update this. It is what it is.