Bowsette's mouth doing that thing where the tongue curls just so and Mario's entire face disappears for a second. That frame. You know the one. Right before the paizuri gets really aggressive and the whole screen feels like it's vibrating even though it's just a static image. The sprite work isn't gonna win any awards, it's deliberately crusty around the edges like someone drew it on a napkin after too many beers, but the expressions. Jesus. Bowsette looks so fucking done with him and also completely in control, that half lidded glare while she's mushing his face between her tits.
Left and right arrows cycle through positions. That's it. That's the whole mechanic. A slideshow basically. You're not platforming your way out of this one buddy, just clicking through increasingly rough variations. The facial finish caught me off guard because the artist actually understood how the liquid physics should behave across a cartoon plumber's mustache. Some devs put zero thought into that and it shows, here it's meticulously directed. There's a specific shot where Mario's eyes are just white dots and his cap is askew and you can almost hear that wahoo sound effect dying in his throat.
Wish there was a back button though. Sometimes you skip past a frame too fast and the right arrow doesn't cycle back around cleanly, you gotta go all the way through the loop again. Annoying. Oh and the original Bowsette comic by Haniwa, the one that birthed this entire genre of horny nonsense, this game is basically a love letter to that exact energy. Not the sanitized fanart version, the raw id impulse of the first sketch. Makes me miss when twitter was good for something other than doomscrolling. Anyway the titjob angles are 10/10, no notes on the compression physics. Just don't expect a game game. It's a fap deck with directional buttons.
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turtlefucker69🇺🇸
• 47 weeks ago
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gee wilikers this is some great cartoon pornography also I love bombing Armenian children