That golf swing animation. I swear to god. It's like someone described a golf swing over a bad phone connection to an animator who had never seen a human body. The club clips through the ground, the hips rotate in a way that would require a double jointed spine, and the ball just sort of teleports forward. It's so janky it circles back around to being hypnotic.

And I kept playing. Not for the golf obviously. The billiard cue mechanic is a weird choice, putting in golf with a pool stick, but whatever gets the ball in the hole. The real draw is the blonde model who's just standing there in her golf outfit, looking way too high res for the rest of the game. She's a real model photo pasted into this arcade mess, and the contrast is jarring in the best way. Every time you sink a putt, another piece of clothing comes off. Strip golf. Simple enough. The striptease animations are just the clothes disappearing between frames, no smooth transition, just pop, gone. It's so abrupt it's almost funny, but then you see the next pose and you stop caring about the lack of frames. The billiard part confused me for a solid five minutes. Why a cue? The ball physics are all wrong for golf anyway, so maybe the cue is a thematic choice? A metaphor? I don't know. I spent way too long trying to line up a shot on the third hole because the aiming line is slightly off center. The sound design is just a single looping track of what I think is supposed to be crowd murmur but sounds more like a broken refrigerator. No voice acting, just that hum and the click of the club hitting the ball. It's terrible. I played it twice. The sport aspect is barely there, it's just a delivery system for the erotic content, and the arcadey score counter at the top feels completely pointless. But that blonde model, man. The way she looks at the camera after the final strip. That one image is doing a lot of heavy lifting for the whole experience. My only real complaint, and I mean this, is that the aiming dot is white on a light green course and I lost it like six times.