The first thing I did was stick Sona’s face on Miss Fortune’s body, then gave her the purple skin tone from Lulu. It’s like a cursed doll maker for horny people and I respect that. You get a grid of champions, click their parts, and the model updates. No story, no dialogue, just a silent mannequin with big tits waiting for you to decide if she gets Ahri’s ears or not. The costume tab has some real winners, like a nurse outfit that barely covers anything and a school uniform that’s more of a suggestion.

The buttons are what you’d expect. POV camera angles, speed controls, and a cumshot meter that fills up way too fast. You can toggle creampie or external finish, which is nice because sometimes you want to see the mess on her stomach, not inside. The physics on the breasts are weirdly jello-like, like they’re filled with water instead of fat. Not complaining, just saying. My biggest gripe is the expression system. She has two faces: bored and slightly less bored. For a game about fucking your dream League girl, you’d think she’d at least pretend to enjoy it. But no, dead eyes the whole time.

I spent maybe twenty minutes mixing and matching before I found a combo that actually looked good. Leona’s hair, Janna’s face, Caitlyn’s legs. Then I fucked her against a plain gray background because there’s no environment selection. Just void. Feels like a tech demo that someone left the nsfw toggle on. Still, for a browser game, it loads fast and doesn’t ask for your email. You know exactly what you’re getting. Would I replay it? Maybe once more to see if I can make a champion that doesn’t look like a bootleg skin from a Chinese mobile ad. But the cumshot button is satisfying enough.