Okay so the camera just sits there while Ai does her thing, and I'm supposed to move some slider or whatever. I don't know. My hand slipped and suddenly the view is inside her, like right up against the cervix, and I panicked because I thought I broke the browser tab. Then she just keeps going with the dildo, no reaction to me fumbling around like an idiot.

The whole point is seeing the same F-series stuff but from the other angle, which sounds simple until you realize how much of it is just... pink. So much pink. And the way the brunette hair sticks to her back when the sweat texture kicks in, that's actually kind of nice. But then I spent ten minutes trying to get the cumshot to land on her face and it kept hitting the wall behind her. Like, what is the physics here? My aim is garbage.

The anal dildo part is there too, if you can find the right button. I won't spoil it but it's not where you think. The masturbation loop is fine, big boobs jiggle in a way that's almost hypnotic, but the sound design is just a wet squelch on repeat. I muted it after a while and played my own music, which honestly made the whole thing funnier.

It's not polished. The controls feel like they were designed by someone who hates me. But I kept clicking anyway, because Ai's flexibility is genuinely impressive, like she's made of rubber. One minute she's bent over, next minute her leg is behind her head and I'm just sitting there with my mouth open. Not in a sexy way, more like confusion. But also a little sexy. I don't know. I need to lie down.