Okay so Agent Horny, right? The name alone. I was like, this is gonna be some dumb fun and honestly? It kinda is but also my brain got stuck on this one tiny thing. The main character's tie. It's this awful shade of... I don't know, like a sickly mustard yellow? And it's in almost every CG. He's supposed to be this hotshot secret agent, this rebel who plays by his own rules, and he's wearing a tie that looks like it lost a fight with a jar of baby food. I couldn't stop staring at it. It's so aggressively ugly it loops back around to being the most memorable character in the whole visual novel.

The plot is this dude going deep undercover, or maybe just going off the rails, fucking up criminals and, more importantly, fucking the beautiful women connected to them. It's a corruption and femdom buffet. You get these scenes where a powerful woman has him completely wrapped around her finger, the domination tag is not kidding around, and then the next scene he's the one doing the corrupting, whispering sweet, filthy nothings to some romance interest. The whiplash is real. One minute he's a subby mess, the next he's a criminal mastermind's worst nightmare with his dick out. The writing doesn't try to be Shakespeare, it knows exactly what it is, a delivery system for spicy hentai CGs. And the CGs are... look, they're hot. But that tie. It's just there, a silent, mustard-colored witness to his entire moral collapse.

I got to this one choice where I had to decide how far he'd go to stop these brutal individuals, for his family or whatever, and the game presents it as this huge moral dilemma. But all I could think was, my guy, you're already balls deep in a criminal syndicate's femme fatale, maybe the time for ethical debates was before you put on the world's saddest neckwear. The visual novel format means you're just clicking and reading, clicking and reading, and then bam, a full screen of beautifully drawn debauchery. It's a simple loop. A good loop. I just wish I could burn that tie.