The blonde’s tits bounce with this weird, stiff rhythm that reminds me of those old Flash dress-up dolls, you know the ones on Newgrounds where you’d drag clothes onto a mannequin and sometimes a nipple would glitch through the fabric. Into the Forest chapter 2 has that same unpolished energy, like the dev just said fuck it and focused on making the sex scenes as raw as possible. The script is longer now, twice as long apparently, and there’s a Log and Hide UI button which I guess is for when your boss walks by while you’re trying to figure out why the dialogue keeps cutting off mid sentence. I spent way too long on the part where she’s bent over a log, not because it was hot but because the animation loop had this one frame where her back arched in a way that looked genuinely painful, like she needed a chiropractor not a cock.
The humor lands accidentally most of the time. There’s a moment where the guy says something about “exploring the forest” and then immediately his dick is out, no transition, just bam, like a jump scare but with genitals. I laughed. Then I kept clicking because honestly the explicit stuff is what you’re here for and it delivers in that crude, almost mechanical way. The sound design is nonexistent except for this one wet squelch that plays on repeat during penetration, and it’s so badly looped it sounds like someone stirring mac and cheese. I couldn’t stop thinking about that comparison and it ruined the mood but also made me weirdly nostalgic for the era of browser porn games where everything was janky and you had to use Internet Explorer to even get the animations to load.
The big boobs tag is accurate, almost aggressively so. They move like water balloons filled with pudding, which is a compliment I think. The hard sex scenes are exactly that, hard and fast and kind of detached, like watching two action figures get mashed together. There’s no real buildup, just a series of positions that unlock as you click through dialogue options that don’t matter. I forgot to mention the blonde’s face barely changes expression, even when she’s supposed to be moaning, which gives the whole thing this uncanny valley vibe that I found more distracting than the occasional crash the dev warns about. Use Chrome, they said. I used Firefox and it worked fine until it didn’t, but by then I’d already seen everything worth seeing. The exclusive Patreon scene is probably more of the same, just in HD, and I can’t decide if that would make it better or worse.
