Okay so the touch screen thing. Let me just say, for a game that's all about Klee getting revenge on Jean with pranks, the actual pranking part feels like an afterthought, just a flimsy excuse to get to the, uh, "consequences." You tap through some dialogue, pick a girl, and then it's just straight into these animated loops. The Lisa one caught me off guard, the way her expression shifts. You're just holding your phone and... yeah. It's that kind of game. The art is that very specific 3DCG style, you know the one, where everyone's skin looks like a slightly waxy mannequin but somehow the physics on other parts are incredibly detailed. Spent way too long just rotating the camera during the Yae Miko scene, the smug look on her face is perfectly done, even if her tail clips through the chair. Wish they'd fix that clipping, it's in like half the scenes and it's never getting patched, I just know it.

The plot is basically a fever dream. Jean grounds Klee, so Klee's plan is to, I guess, sexually blackmail every woman in Mondstadt and beyond? And somehow Katheryne from the Adventurer's Guild is involved? The logic is non-existent. You get a scene with the Raiden Shogun where the whole setup is so absurd I actually snorted my drink. It's not good writing, not even close, but it has this chaotic energy like a fanfic written at 3 AM. The dialogue is pure cheese, "Oh no, you've caught me, whatever shall I do," type stuff before a handjob starts. And then suddenly there's a genuinely hot moment with Beidou that made me forget all the jank for a solid minute. The sound design though. Just. Let's not talk about the single looping moan track that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. Still, I kept tapping. For the Fischl and Mona scene alone, where the voyeurism angle gets weirdly specific, it's... look, you know if this is for you. It's a mess. A horny, glitchy mess with a surprising amount of Barbara content.