Six holes, right? Like that movie with the creepy guy in the mask. But these holes have girls in them. Six girls, three brunettes, three blondes, all real models in fancy lingerie that... wait, is it coming off? Yes. The whole point is making it come off.

My first ball drop was a disaster. A brunette in red lace stared at me from her little window, and I flicked my wrist like I was throwing a dart. The ball bounced off the edge, rolled sideways, and plopped into the wrong hole entirely. A blonde I hadn't even noticed yet got the point. Her lace top vanished. She did this little shimmy. The physics engine, if you can call it that, made her... jiggle. In a way that real humans don't. Like a water balloon attached to a paint mixer. I laughed so hard I almost missed the next shot.

The strip mechanic is simple. Hit her hole, she loses clothes. Hit it again, more comes off. Hit it enough times and... well, you're on an adult site, you know what happens. But between the shots, these uncanny valley stripteases happen with zero music and just the soft click of my trackpad. The silence makes it weirder. More intimate? Or more like watching a malfunctioning mannequin. Can't decide.

Forgot to mention the "arcade" tag. The game calls itself an arcade game. Which makes me picture what kind of dusty, backroom arcade cabinet would feature this. One with a sticky trackball and a curtain around it. Probably. Anyway the brunette with the ponytail, her hair clips through her shoulder during the bounce animation and I spent three rounds fixated on that instead of the strip. These are the design choices that stick with you.