So the office is dead today, everyone pretending to work before the holiday break. I got this browser tab open behind a spreadsheet, and honestly the match3 thing is weirdly perfect for that. You line up the gems and the date progresses, like the puzzle is the conversation. I spent way too long on one level because I kept staring at the character's ass in that little animation loop. The 3D models are not polished, some textures look like they were made in a hurry, but the proportions are insane. Big tits, wide hips, the kind of exaggerated stuff that makes you forget the lighting is flat.

There is a male path and a lesbian path. I did the male one first because, you know, obvious. The group sex scene near the end, when the swinging starts, it is chaotic in a good way. The animations are simple but they loop well enough. Then I tried the lesbian route and it is actually sweeter, more teasing, the oral scene has this slow build that the straight path skips. But here is the thing, the match3 mechanics are not explained at all. I lost three times before I realized you can swap any adjacent tiles, not just ones that make a match. Maybe I am stupid. The story is thin, like a side project, which it literally says it is. Do not expect romance depth.

The anal scene comes out of nowhere. One minute you are doing a puzzle about ordering wine, next minute she is bent over a couch. I laughed, then I kept playing. The replayability is low unless you are into the grind of beating your own score. But for a free browser thing, it is like finding a weird gift in a sock. Not the main present, but you still unwrap it.