OK so the real draw here isn't the "story" mode, it's the community patched version where some absolute legend fixed the dragon ball girls. Vados finally has proper scene triggers that don't bug out halfway through, and Kefla's whole route is unlocked without having to grind that stupid legend of the phoenix minigame. God I hated that thing. The official devs left Mallow from pokemon just sitting there with placeholder text for like six months but the Discord mods have her fully voiced now, animated pov creampie scenes and all. Speaking of which whoever did the sound mix for Carmillia's scenes deserves a raise from someone, jesus. Those wet squelch effects during her oral sequences? *bites lip*

The base game structure is basically a knockoff dating sim hub but honestly I forgot about the "romance" tagging after I found the BB route hidden four screens deep behind Malleus Draconia's castle. Type moon purists will scream about the caster of endings portrayal being way off character but when she's riding you reverse cowgirl while whispering that gravely servant dialogue who even cares. The woohoo mechanics with Jaina Proudmoore have this weird synergy with the impregnation tracker that creates strangely compelling gameplay loops even if the orc world of warcraft segments with Garrosh look like they were animated on a nokia phone. I spent two hours trying to figure out how to unlock the Reinhardt female domination scene before realizing it's bugged unless you complete minamoto no raikou's arc first.

The loli tagged characters feel wrong though load up the Ishtar or HeLes scenes instead, those have the best lighting in the whole 3dcg engine. Nice twist on the boku no hero characters too, Kyoka Jiro gets way more content than you'd expect while Tsuyu Asui barely has anything despite being in all the promo screenshots. Makes no sense. I've literally beat the entire thing twice and still can't trigger Maki Zenin's final scene, is it RNG based or what. The saber Artoria Pendragon pregnancy endings though those are worth the whole download, especially with the community texture packs that fix her big areola rendering.

So the holiday theme this time is, I don't know, the Feast of Maximum Occupancy or something. And this game, it's like someone threw a bunch of action figures into a blender and hit puree. You got your Dragon Ball Z types, Kale and Caulifla, looking like they could bench press a planet but also they're suddenly very interested in your protagonist's, uh, ki signature. Then there's the Fate crew, Saber, who is Artoria Pendragon if you want to be formal, acting all regal until she's not. The whole thing is a weird multiverse travelogue where the romance is less about talking and more about immediate, graphic negotiation.

The 3DCG is deliberately unpolished, like a holiday decoration that's been in the attic too long. Android 21 from DBZ, she's there, and her whole deal gets weirdly philosophical while you're trying to angle the POV just right. The game forgets it has an adventure tag for long stretches. You just click, and then a character like Nemuri Kayama, Midnight from My Hero, is dominating the scene, and the impregnation risk is just a given, a background fact like the weather. The big tits are, well, they're present and accounted for, on everyone from Lusamine to Chun Li, who shows up for a round of street fighting that ends very differently than the Capcom cup.

There's this one moment with Himiko Toga that's genuinely unsettling, her whole blood obsession thing, and then two clicks later you're in a completely vanilla creampie scene with Tsuyu Asui and it's like the game got amnesia. The loli tag applies to a few characters like Lillie from Pokemon, and it's handled with all the grace of a brick through a window, which I guess is the point. The female domination stuff is strong with Vados and Heles, they just sort of take over the narrative for a bit. I completely forgot about the Castlevania characters, Felicia from Darkstalkers is there being a cat, and the whole thing is a mess. A sticky, holiday themed mess where Wu Zetian from some phone game I don't know is suddenly the most interesting person in the room for five minutes. The male protagonist is a void, a nothing, just a viewpoint for all these creampies and oral fixations. It's a feast, alright.

The car crash bit is whatever. Standard setup. But then Hypno just fucks off into the woods and suddenly the whole town is a "human-pokemon free relationship zone" and honestly that's the kind of worldbuilding that makes me sit up straight. Nuvema Town got weird. Prof. Juniper is there in her lab coat but the lab coat doesn't stay on long, and Delia Ketchum is... around. Being helpful. In ways Ash would probably not want to know about.

The Hypno mechanic is the whole game though. You don't control Hilbert directly, you're basically steering this rogue Hypno around town, and his whole deal is hypnotizing women and pokemon alike. Gardevoir, Tsareena, Blaziken. The 3DCG models are a bit stiff, the animations loop in that way where you can see the exact frame they reset. But the sheer variety of who you can mind-control is doing a lot of heavy lifting. There's a scene with Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy at the same time that I kept coming back to, not because it was polished but because the expressions on their faces are just blank enough to be creepy in the right way. The gay tag is there too, some scenes with male trainers like Cheren and Tupp, though the game clearly has favorites and Gloria and Mallow get way more attention.

The dating sim tag is a lie by the way. There's no dating. There's just Hypno doing his thing and people standing around waiting for it. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if there was an affection system before realizing no, it's just scene after scene. The mobile game tag makes sense, this feels like something you'd play on a phone in bed, one hand free. The Hermione character shows up which is a weird pull, like the dev just imported whatever model they had lying around. Not complaining exactly. Just confused. The free relationship zone concept could've been explored more but instead it's mostly just an excuse for everyone to be available. Which, fair. That's what I was there for.