ok so the soundtrack for this game would just be a single wet squelch on loop, and i mean that as the highest compliment. i was alt-tabbed at work, right, pretending to look at spreadsheets, and i kept the window tiny in the corner. my boss walked by and i almost had a heart attack because the catgirl with the absolute dumptruck of an ass was doing that thing where she backs up into the protagonist, and the physics on her tail alone, my god. the way it curls. spent way too long just on the ear twitching animations, they got the little flicks down perfectly when she's being a tease, which is always.

the plot is something about a magic letter and a house and reality breaking, honestly i skipped most of it because a futa with bigger tits than should be physically possible showed up and the expansion tag is not kidding around. there's this one scene, a titfuck obviously, where the perspective shifts and you just see the protagonist completely lost in there, and i thought my phone was going to overheat. the 3dcg has that specific unpolished look, like someone learned blender just to make their specific monster girl fantasies real, and the hybrid people have this uncanny valley thing going on that somehow makes it hotter. the catgirl's fur texture is wrong, it's too shiny, like a latex suit, and i can't decide if it's a bug or a genius artistic choice.

the harem-esk poly thing means everyone just sort of piles on, and there's a groping scene in the kitchen that starts so casually you'll miss the dialogue prompt. the male protagonist is just a pair of hands and a dick, which is fine, nobody's here for him. what was i saying about the soundtrack? right, the squelch. it's too loud in the oral sex scenes, like someone stirring mac and cheese aggressively, and i had to mute it because my neighbor started banging on the wall. the romance is there i guess, between the futa and the trans character, some genuinely sweet dialogue buried under all the cum. anyway my boss is coming back so i gotta close this, but the cat ears stay on during.