You know that feeling when you read Lolita and you're supposed to be horrified but Nabokov's prose is so seductive you almost forget? This game is like that but without the prose. Or the guilt. Or any literary merit whatsoever. It's just the uncomfortable part stretched into a clicking simulator.

The whole thing takes place in what I assume is a gym, though the background is so aggressively beige it could be a purgatory waiting room. You're some big shot coach, international reputation, blah blah. A school girl shows up. Japanese school girl, because of course. The measurements part made me laugh out loud, not because it was funny but because of how clinically it's presented. Click her chest. Click her hips. Numbers appear. This is supposed to be erotic I think but it feels like filling out a medical form. Then stretching. God, the stretching. You click limbs and they move like a doll with broken joints. I spent way too long trying to get her into a position that looked physically possible. It never happened.

The seduction mechanic is basically just clicking dialogue options until a meter fills up. There's this one line where the coach says something about showing her his "true training methods" and I physically recoiled. Not in a sexy way. In a "this man should be on a registry" way. But then the sex scene starts and it's doggystyle, creampie, the usual hentai fare. The animation loops are maybe three frames. Her expression doesn't change. It's like fucking a very dedicated man