The cursor hovers over Tifa’s back, and I’m already annoyed at how the arrow keys feel sticky on this keyboard. Not the game’s fault. It’s a browser thing. You click, or you tap arrows, and the thrust speed ramps up. That’s it. That’s the whole mechanic. She’s bent over, that iconic white top nowhere in sight, and the focus is purely on her ass taking a cock that’s drawn with more veins than a anatomy textbook. The artist really, really likes drawing the moment of stretching. I get it. I keep clicking anyway.

The sound is just a wet loop, no variation, and I wish there was a button to mute it without silencing the whole tab. I had Discord pings going off and it was a mess. But the visual of the anal creampie, when you finally fill the meter, has this exaggerated, almost absurd gush that reminds me of those old Flash animations on Newgrounds. It’s messy in a way that feels deliberate, not broken. The hentai tag is earned. It’s not trying to be classy. Tifa’s expression stays in that half lidded, bored pornstar look the whole time, which is a choice. I think I wanted her to break character, maybe look surprised, but she never does. She’s a professional, I guess. The Final Fantasy connection is just a skin, really. You could paste any brunette with big boobs in here and it would work the same. The deep tag is funny because the angle never changes, so you’re just watching the same deep stroke on a loop until you speed it up. The creampie is the only payoff, and then it just sits there on the screen. No reset prompt, no score. You just stare at the result. I ended up closing the tab and opening Twitter without thinking.