Superjerk or whatever this is supposed to be. The whole thing feels like a budget cartoon from the 40s where the frames got sticky. You got this caped guy, looks like he bought his suit from a discount bin, flying around in space that's just a black screen with white dots. No depth, no stars, just dots. Like someone spilled salt on my monitor.

The asteroid dodging is the main thing you do and it's so janky I laughed the first time I slammed into one. There's no weight to the movement, you just sort of drift and then bonk, a rock that looks like a grey potato clips through his face. The sound effect is a wet slap. I kept crashing on purpose just to hear it. After a few of those you get to the alien fight which is just mashing one button until the green guy with the antennae falls over. The hard sex scene that comes after is animated with all the grace of two action figures being smashed together. The alien just watches from the corner, which is a weird choice. No blinking, just staring. His girlfriend's model has this one strand of hair that doesn't move, even when everything else is shaking. Drove me nuts. Why is that one piece of hair made of steel? Nobody will fix it.

The whole thing is a parody of that other superhero, obviously, but it's so half-assed it circles back to being kind of hypnotic. I found myself just doing the asteroid part again, not even for the sex, just to see if I could get a perfect run. You can't, I think the hitboxes are made up. Sometimes you'll pass right through a rock and other times you'll explode from touching empty space. The menu screen is just a jpeg of the guy's face looking confused. I feel that.