Boss is in a meeting about synergy or some shit so I'm just killing time. This one is called something like Sexy Maid Interactive Touching, real creative title guys. You got this anime style maid with the whole uniform thing going on, and your whole job is to get her naked. The description says she's devoted to your orders which is a vibe I guess. The art has that slightly fuzzy, unpolished look like someone drew it on a tablet that's seen better days but honestly that almost adds to the sleazy charm.

First thing you do is try to yank off her panties. The game is weirdly specific about this, like the panties are the main boss fight. Once you manage that, which involves a lot of just poking at the screen around her skirt area, you get a view of her butt. Then you can start touching her body. There's some dildo action at some point, I forgot exactly when it appears. The touching mechanics are... look, they're not precise. You'll be trying to interact with her pussy and the hitbox is just a suggestion. Sometimes you'll kiss her, sometimes the game forgets what you were doing. The whole thing has this janky feel like a Flash game from a forum you'd visit on a school computer.

What's weird is how it just dumps you in. No buildup, no context about why there's a maid in your house who is totally devoted to you. Just "here's a girl in a uniform, start undressing her." The Japanese text pops up occasionally which I can't read so maybe there's some deep lore I'm missing. Probably not though. The sound effects are basically nonexistent which makes the whole experience feel like you're just aggressively tapping a silent, slightly confused drawing. There's something almost meditative about it. Or maybe that's just my brain turning to mush between spreadsheets.